Chief Guest at a dinner party
He was about to deliver
His speech as guest speaker
When prompt came a note
From his wife sitting at
The other end of the table.
The guest sitting only next to him
Was impressed with the ‘KISS’
Scribbled on this piece of paper.
He smiled – You are the lucky one
For having such a loving wife
Sending a kiss to say good luck.
He blushed and coyly clarified –
You have absolutely no idea
What my wife is really up to
It’s not what you have in mind
It’s actually her way of telling me:
Keep it short, Stupid!
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